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The pennystock token is based on the movie Wolf of Wallstreet and shows the similarity between meme crypto projects and Jordan Belford's company.
It compares the trading of pennystocks to memecoins due to the high volatility that can enable the dream of making a quick buck.
The penny stock token picks up on key moments from the movie and makes the broker voice go crazy in your head, playing on every memecoin lover's clichés and making their heart beat faster.
Not interested yet? Then let me put it another way. PennyStockToken has huuuge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?
We didn't have any Quaaludes, but we had a lot of other drugs that let us get creative. It might be worth mentioning that the fraudulent approach of the movie has absolutely nothing to do with our project. But it inspired us to do even more drugs.
See those little golden tokens? They are called PennyStockToken's. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these tokens. They’re not gonna buy themselves! Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunk of code. Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. And in the case of the token, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained Strattonite, my killer. My killer who will not take no for an answer! My fucking warrior, you either buy or fucking die!
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Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a poor man... and I’ve been poor man. And I will choose rich every fucking time. Cause, At least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I will show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit …and $40,000 gold fuckin’ watch!
Now, if anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic. Go get a job at fucking McDonald’s, because that’s where you fucking belong! But, before you depart this market full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you, go on. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you’re pullin’ up to a red light in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person’s gonna pull up right alongside you in a brand new Porsche, with their beautiful wife by his side, whose got big voluptuous tits. And who will you be next to? Some disgusting wilder beast with three days of razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo, crammed in next to you with a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club! That’s who you’re gonna be sitting next to.
(humming)
- ok?
(continuing humming)
Fuck the buyers. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. Name of the game. Move the money from the buyers pocket into your pocket.
- But if you make your buyers money at the same time, it’s advantageous to everyone. Correct?
No. Number one rule of cryptomarket. Nobody… I don’t care if you’re Elon Musk or if you’re X Æ A-Ⅻ Musk. Nobody knows if a token is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles. Least of all investors, right?
It’s all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? Fugayzi, fugazi, it’s a whazy, it’s a woozy, it’s… (WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn’t exist. It’s never landed. It is no matter. It’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?
We don’t create shit. We don’t build anything. We just jerking off.
So if you got a investor who bought a token at 0,00000008 and now its at 0,00000016, he’s all fucking happy. He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his fucking money and run home. You don’t let him do that.
(humming again)